Wednesday 9 April 2008

Stories of Storm - Again

Yes! It's Storm again... Contributing Blog materials to laugh over!

This time, she's having her usual in-office-maggie-cup-noodle-dinner. Half way down her "delicious" instant noodle, her hp rang (emmiting her trademark spooky ringtone from the movie "Psycho"!). She chatted on the phone & at the end of her conversation accidentally threw her plastic-maggie-cup-noodle-fork into the waste paper basket, only to realize too late that she still had noodles in her cup!

Oh Storm... What are we to do without your antics... :-)

If you think that was it... Well, obviously you don't know Storm... ;-p

She IM a friend of hers, mentioning about the incident & informing him that she's using her pencils to "fish" out her noodles. Her poor friend is duped yet again & offered to rush to her cubicle to offer the much needed missing fork! Having an ounce of mercy in her blessed Stormy soul, she stopped him from coming by informing that she's using her bare hands, so there's no need of the hassle. The poor guy must have fallen off his chair reading her admission...

Storm finally finished her cup noodle by turning the cup over & "thumping" the content down her throat (errr... yes... Storm is a woman who's as 'delicate' as a flower & shy away from the sun... unfortunately we can never jive the image with the antics...)!

When she told us (her poor terrorized office-mates) that she slurp down the content when "thumping" the content... I offered that you can never SLURP when you're thumping something down your throat! It should be more like a GURGLE! Slyly she looked at us & said... Exactly... I GURGLED, then I SLURPED!!...

Oh boy... The imagery!

Thanks Storm for the much needed office laughter amidst the BIG dark cloud of Voldy's presence.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is slanderous..!!I'm sure it didn't look/sound THATTTTT psychotic =p Don't force me to bring up the infamous "sequins" story, hahahahahah.....

Storm

Fern said...

Well Storm, unlike the "sequins" story, this story can be verified by our office mates... whereas the "origin" of the sequins are still to be verified... So, if the "sequins" do get to appear in this Blog... now THAT is slanderous...

(then again, should I continue to keep you guessing that there might still be a % of truth in the sequins?....) muahahahaha....

Love,
The author's evil twin